As usual, I am obsessing on the most minor part of this story, meaning the chocolate chip muffins. I assume you mean the mini muffins. I cannot fathom children’s desire for those things. I was in a store with a child and we were looking for them. A strange mom overheard us and told us where to go, because chocolate chip mini muffins are such a big deal that it is morally wrong to not share knowledge of them.