Parenting Satire
Job Specifications for Position As Our Child
Just so we’re all clear on expectations
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3 min readAug 8, 2023
The successful candidate for this position will:
Gaze at Mommy’s and Daddy’s faces for indefinite lengths of time while sucking on hands and making sounds. Attractive, quiet sounds, not the other kind. Stare lovingly only at Mommy and Daddy…