This is not a memoir. It is humor. None of these people exist, just as people in other humor pieces don’t exist. No one is being attacked for not doing things the way I do, because all these situations are made up and there is no one for me to attack. Now if readers don’t find the piece funny, that’s fine. Humor is subjective.

I respect that you didn’t enjoy this particular piece and hope you found other parenting humor at this site more to your taste. There’s a lot of good stuff here.