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Saving the planet & stuff

Saving the planet & stuff

An adolescent slacker is thrown together for the summer with two aging and highly committed environmentalists.

2003

Stories

Gail Gauthier
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Frazzled

What We All Want To Say to That One Out-of-Touch Grandfather at the Playground

You’re not at work anymore, Gramps

2 min readApr 9, 2024

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What We All Want To Say to That One Out-of-Touch Grandfather at the Playground

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Gail Gauthier
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Kitchen Tales

Confessions Of A Doughnut Eater

There are doughnuts, and then there are doughnuts

9 min readMar 14, 2024

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Confessions Of A Doughnut Eater

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Gail Gauthier
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Slackjaw

Useful French Phrases For Madame Keith’s World Languages Class

By Blake Madison, 7th grade.

3 min readJan 30, 2024

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Useful French Phrases For Madame Keith’s World Languages Class

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Gail Gauthier
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Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

Some Thoughts Regarding Your 800-Page Submission About a Couple of Bad Marriages

An internet editor’s notes to George Eliot on Middlemarch

3 min readOct 26, 2023

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Some Thoughts Regarding Your 800-Page Submission About a Couple of Bad Marriages

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Gail Gauthier
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Ellemeno

Their Times and Ours

I am no longer waiting to be compared to James Thurber

6 min readAug 30, 2023

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Their Times and Ours

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Gail Gauthier
in
Frazzled

Job Specifications for Position As Our Child

Just so we’re all clear on expectations

3 min readAug 8, 2023

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Job Specifications for Position As Our Child

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Gail Gauthier
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The Belladonna Comedy

The Best Moments For A Sex Scene During A Thriller

Is this a good time for sex?

3 min readJun 2, 2023

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The Best Moments For A Sex Scene During A Thriller

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Gail Gauthier
in
Greener Pastures Magazine

The Trick To Writing Stellar Book Submission Letters

Connect with agents and editors like these authors did

2 min readMay 18, 2023

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The Trick To Writing Stellar Book Submission Letters

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Gail Gauthier
in
Frazzled

Some Thoughts On Your Request That I Start Helping Out Around Here

I have a number of them

3 min readApr 25, 2023

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Some Thoughts On Your Request That I Start Helping Out Around Here

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Gail Gauthier
in
Greener Pastures Magazine

Five Goodreads Stars Because Tipper Taft Sinclair Is A Freaking Goddess!

She’s called Tipper, and I still love her

3 min readMar 3, 2023

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Five Goodreads Stars Because Tipper Taft Sinclair Is A Freaking Goddess!

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Gail Gauthier

Gail Gauthier

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I write humor about anything & essays about eating, I also publish elsewhere. www.gailgauthier.com Tweets at @gail_gauthier

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